“Baby,” Jiho coos into Yukwon’s ear in his aegyo voice. “Goo goo ga ga, goo goo ga ga.”
“No homo,” Yukwon says with a shudder and tries to shrug Jiho’s freakishly long arms off.
Jiho grins. “You’re already all the homo. Admit it. Move on. Go tap that ass.”
“I am in a relationship,” Minhyuk argued, blushing a little. “She just doesn’t like having her photo taken.”
“I guess it’s hard to take a photo of your hand.”
in You Had a Girlfriend (Who Looked Like a Boyfriend)
“Park Kyung. You and I have some serious talking to do.” Zico says after they’re all recovered from the fiasco before and Kyung knows he’s into some deep shit since Zico didn’t use his petname (Kyungcumber) nor give a wink at the end (so there won’t be any sexing involving their ‘serious talk’) and he sighs in defeat.
‘Lay it on me, bitches!’ Kyung staggers after Zico into the leader’s room..
Maybe Yuk Sungjae was straight.
But Shin Donggeun happened.
“You know, I really hope Himchan isn’t a hybrid transsexual, a nice sex god like Jongup, no matter how much he liked anyone, doesn’t deserve something like that.”
“I’m serious! Yunho and Jaejoong have each other, you and Yoochun have each other, and then there’s me.
I’m like that one piece of sticky candy left in your grandmother’s purse that no one wants because it’s old and no one knows where it’s been.”
Minsoo felt something on his chest….something heavy…. He half-opened his eyes still being in the dreamland but sweet dreamland soon changed to nightmare when he saw some grinning creature straddling him and he felt utter horror before he realized that this little demon was no one else but Niel.
“Sorry for slamming into you.”
“I should be so lucky to end up with my arms full of cute guys on a regular basis.” The boy’s grin became a rueful huff of laughter. “It’s not your fault.”
Well hello smooth operator.
“The cafeteria is downstairs in the East wing, not here.” Youngjae grumbled, shifting to the side under the shelter to make way for Daehyun.
“I don’t like the cafeteria. It’s too noisy and all the jocks throw food at me. I hate seeing them waste such good food like that.”
“I’m not stupid Moon Jongup. You love that obnoxious fairy and he loves you. You need to forgive him, pull up your big boy pants, then take them off again and fuck him into the mattress.”
in This Is Not How It Should Be
